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By Carolyn Mackler

ISBN-10: 0763619582

ISBN-13: 9780763619589

An obese teenager is bound that she’s the weakest hyperlink in her high-powered relatives - till her good-looking, athletic, star-student brother has a stunning fall from grace.

Fifteen-year-old Virginia Shreves has a larger-than-average physique and a plus-size inferiority advanced. She lives on the net, snarfs junk nutrients, and follows the "Fat woman Code of Conduct." Her stuttering ally has simply moved to Walla Walla (of all places). Her new significant other, Froggy Welsh the Fourth (real name), has simply succeeded in getting his hand up her blouse, and he or she lives in worry that he’ll glance beneath. Then there are the opposite Shreves: mother, the winning psychologist and workout fiend; Dad, a most sensible govt who ogles skinny ladies on television; and older siblings Anaïs and rugby god Byron, either one of them slender and remarkable. Delete Virginia, and the Shreves will be a picture-perfect relations. Or so she’s confident. after which a stunning cell name alterations every thing.

With irreverent humor, perception, and fantastic gravity, Carolyn Mackler creates an endearingly blunt heroine whose tale will converse to each teenager who struggles with kinfolk expectancies - and function a welcome reminder that the main amazing success is to be real to your self.

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I take a few steps backward to admire my work. That's when I catch sight of myself. I'm wearing baggy sweats and an oversized T-shirt, so it's hard to get a good reading on my body. I have to admit I'm curious to see how six days of starvation has left me. I know I'm not about to appear on the cover of Maxim, but maybe I'll have a little bit of a waist or something. I sit on the edge of my bed and pull down my sweats. I yank my shirt over my head. I pause before unhooking my bra and wriggling out of my undies, but if I'm going to do this, I'm going to go full throttle.

I can see Brie quietly tucking a small pink cell phone into her bag. An uncomfortable laughter ripples through the classroom. " I only know that because I recently looked up "frog" in my French-English dictionary. " Froggy asks as he rubs his nose. He's definitely not the type of kid who's ever sent into the hallway. He's plays trombone, after all. Mademoiselle Kiefer angrily extends her arm in the direction of the hallway, as if to say, Don't doubt the magnitude of my evil. Froggy gathers together his folders.

One time this girl named Alyssa Wu forgot her pen and had to sing "Frère Jacques" in front of the entire class. When the bell rings, everyone drops the quiz on the corner of Mademoiselle Kiefer's desk. I slip mine into my notebook and dash out the door. I can't handle another minute of school. I consider visiting Paul the School Nurse and feigning yet more menstrual cramps, but I already burned a favor with him this week. Ms. Crowley wouldn't condone my skipping chemistry lab. Anyway, I think she's got senior composition fourth period.

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