By E. Lockhart
ISBN-10: 038573428X
ISBN-13: 9780385734288
Ruby Oliver, the neurotic, hyperverbal heroine of the The Boyfriend record, The Boy booklet, and The Treasure Map of Boys, is back! Ruby Oliver is in love. Or it'd be love, if Noel, her actual dwell boyfriend, may name her again. yet Noel turns out to have changed into a pod-robot lobotomy sufferer, and Ruby can’t work out why.Not basically is her romantic existence a shambles:Her dad is consuming not anything yet Cheetos,Her mother’s bought a piglet head within the refrigerator,Hutch has long past to Paris to play baguette air guitar,Gideon exhibits up shirtless,And the pygmy goat Robespierre is not any aid whatsoever. Will Ruby ever regulate her panic attacks?Will she ever comprehend boys?Will she ever cease making lists?(No to that final one.) Roo has misplaced such a lot of her neighbors. She’s misplaced her real love, greater than as soon as. She’s misplaced her grandmother, her task, her recognition, and doubtless her brain. yet she’s by no means misplaced her humorousness. The Ruby Oliver books are the list of her survival.
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I didn’t feel inspired, the way Noel must have: biking the streets of New York, seeing amazing paintings, going to the theater, eating hot pretzels on the street. So I wrote back, but I just wrote about regular stuff. I told him about my birthday presents, and joked about the foul barley cookies, and told about Hutch and the cupcake. Actually: I’m not telling you the whole truth. I was still mad he hadn’t called me back, I guess. And hadn’t answered my e-mails. I’d spent the last few days wondering if he’d call, wondering why he didn’t call.
You do not wonder whether he will kiss you. And he does not look at his phone while you are talking, to see if anyone has texted him. Of course he calls. He’s your boyfriend! Of course there will be kissing. He’s your boyfriend! And of course he listens. He’s your real live boyfriend! You can sit down next to him at lunch whenever you want. There’s no need for mental gyrations such as: Will he want me there when he’s hanging with his friends? Or will he half ignore me in order to seem golden in front of them?
I. Title. L79757Re 2010 [Fic]–dc22 2009041988 Random House Children’s Books supports the First Amendment and celebrates the right to read. 1 For Daniel contents Cover Other Books by This Author Title Page Copyright Dedication Real Live Boyfriends! The Insanity of My Parents! And Romance! Panic Attacks and Rabbit Fever! The Revelation About Gay Chinese Penguins! Agony and Love Poems! Distraction Caused by a Bare Chest! Humiliation at Snappy Dragon! Surprise Kissing! The Waketastic Adventure! An Agonizing Public Scene!
Real Live Boyfriends: Yes. Boyfriends, Plural. If My Life Weren't Complicated, I Wouldn't be Ruby Oliver by E. Lockhart
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